Kobolds Ate My Baby!: The Warlock of the Extremely High Tower of Painful, Mystical Death!

In this solitaire adventure, YOU, the reader, attempt to retrieve a delicious, delicious baby from Tabriz, the deadly Warlock of the Extremely High Tower of Painful Mystical Death. Along the way, you must face the infamous Dangerously Pointy Things That Go Straight for the Eyes, the unknowable Nether Platypus, the enchanted Wall of Cows and the immeasurably wise Bearded Man. Also, you just might get stuck in an elevator. BEWARE!