{"product_id":"chinese-chequers","title":"Lamentations of the Flame Princess: Green Messiah","description":"\u003cp\u003eHE’S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! or IT’S NOT EASY BEING GREEN\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYears ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething that a childless couple took in and raised as their son.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGREEN MESSIAH is a botanical adventure for use with LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS WEIRD FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING and other traditional role-playing games. It is suitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWithin you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious – and potentially fatal – fruits and vegetables from another world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Messiah Green, before his verdant apotheosis, wrote FORGIVE US, FISH F***ERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, and MIDVINTER.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lamentations of the Flame Princess","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44893220602011,"sku":"LFP0047","price":30.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/0774\/8507\/files\/lamentationsOfTheFlamePrincess_greenMessiah_26deaca0-0626-455e-bf72-30e9e247a351.jpg?v=1757957541","url":"https:\/\/dragonsdengames.com\/products\/chinese-chequers","provider":"Dragon's Den Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}